so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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