i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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