I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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