Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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