I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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