What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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