Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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