id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The struggles of a small town man whore
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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