waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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