I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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