Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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