Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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