yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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