your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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