Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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