it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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