She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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