Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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