Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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