is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
where does the pee come out of this thing
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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