But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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