All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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