Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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