will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
be right there i have to get my cape
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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