So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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