I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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