yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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