Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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