dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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