The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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