we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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