I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize