So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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