Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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