very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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