summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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