Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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