Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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