I can't watch pbs sober anymore
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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