You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
we should paint friendship bongs
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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