therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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