How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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