So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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