and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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