what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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