We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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