He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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