Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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