are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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