So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Never joke about your clitoris.
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