kristin has been a bad kristin
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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