areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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