I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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