R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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