So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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