OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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