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(650): View more from California

There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.

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I tried to assassinate the ginger baby

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(561): View more from Florida

If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.

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Agreed

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(831): View more from California

She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs

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(360): View more from Washington

Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.

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(734): View more from Michigan

You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters

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