Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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